we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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