I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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