Cold hands, warm shart.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
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