you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
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