But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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