There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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