No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
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