we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I have aggressive nipples.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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