Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I wear drunk well.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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