There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
Randomize
