Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
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