STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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