Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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