i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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