You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Randomize
