last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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