Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
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