is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
Randomize