I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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