I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
