isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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