it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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