oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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