I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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