She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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