I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
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