So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
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