Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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