Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
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