Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
How external is "for external use only"?
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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