We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
