i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
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