Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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