theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
It's official drugs can't kill me
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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