So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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