I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
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