Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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