We won't sleep together?
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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