How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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