ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
i believe in u and ur pee
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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