you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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