This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
I am naked and annoyed.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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