I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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