did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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