didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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