What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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