He asked to "fluff my boner.."
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
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