I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Randomize
