I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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