Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
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It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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