He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
We left the knife in your bed.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
50% drunk capacity currently
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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