playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
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