READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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