I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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