writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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