Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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