The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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